Biblically speaking, they say it was John. Secularly speaking, the book of love is long and boring (no one can lift the damn thing).

This is left to each individual state to decide. The state of Georgia has different guidelines for deciduous and coniferous trees.

Children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a check for $5,000 made out to the bride or groom (dealer's choice).

Limited "lighter-than-air" aircraft parking will be available onsite, and a hired officer will be in an adjacent lot to guide air-traffic and thwart ne'er-do-wells.

Low interest rates make now the perfect time to get in on the ground floor of an exciting new merger.

Isn't society collapsing before our eyes? Aren't we all beholden to the systems in place around us? Won't the sun eventually explode? Who's to say?

Let me answer your question, by asking you this: I know you are, but what am I?